The Fluky Jive

(foolish talk of chance circumstance)

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7.28.2010

The Top Ten

Yay! I've compiled a list of my top ten viral videos from around the web! Get excited. And then watch every single one. If you don't, I'll know.

10. The Ghost Car
I actually hate this one, so let's get it out of the way first. Seriously, this seemingly ordinary car does some crazy things.


9. The Russian Singer
Just. No comment.


8. The Cuppy Cake Boy
Isn't he cute? I may or may not have this song on my ipod.


7. The Ugly
Satire at its best. I feel so much prettier now!


6. The Banned Commercial
Kids: sex is bad. Just look what happened to this guy.



5. The WTF Blanket
Because normal blankets are for losers.



4. The WOW Freakout
His level 80 Paladin would be so disappointed.



3. The Goat Argument
This is what you get for POKING AN IBEX YOU STUPID, STUPID MAN.


2. The Tough Guys
*sniffle* It's just... so beautiful...


1. The Tangerine
I don't even know how to explain this one. It just gets in your head. And then it stays there. Tangerine.


Don't you feel so much more versatile now? Go conquer the world with your new repertoire! (Or maybe post some of your favorites?)
   

2 comments:

  1. I feel like the level 80 Paladin comment might have been directed at someone else.

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  2. Dear Bacon Jaw Mitt,

    Of course not, silly! It was merely an all-encompassing remark employed to appeal to all WOW players.

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