Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. Coincidence? No. They're the same person.
Peculiarly, many of Bieber's fans maintain imaginary romances with him. This so-called "Bieber Fever" can become so intense at his performances that fans will lose control of their limbs, flail violently toward the stage, foam at the mouth, and injure themselves in the process.
According to this article, psychologists recommend limiting Justin-Bieber-stalking-time to twenty minutes a day. (Apparently, some fans spend an average of seven hours every day following Bieber's every move on teh internets.) I feel like these people haven't heard of video games. Then again, maybe they're playing Justin Bieber video games.
But would there be this much widespread commotion/obsession if people knew the REAL Justin Bieber?
Well his album IS called: "My World". Maybe he's not as familiar with the real world.
Also,
I guess he doesn't know what glass is either.
The only possible conclusion that I can come to is that Justin Bieber is an alien: he's communicating with us through the power of song, sending telepathic, subliminal messages through phrases such as: "Like baby, baby, baby ohh."
So next time you hear Justin Bieber on the radio, don't wildly excalim, "OMG JUSTIN BIEBER YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL LOVE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Instead, consider the possibility that the Earth is going to explode soon, and Justin Bieber was merely sent as a warning.
