Srsly though, I love that man.
Demetri Martin is a rather witty comedian, actor, artist, musician and writer. *swoons* Mostly known for his work on The Daily Show, he also hosts his own show on Comedy Central.
Oh, and he dropped out of NYU Law School a year before graduation to pursue stand-up comedy. HE DROPPED OUT OF NYU LAW SCHOOL. TO PURSUE STAND-UP COMEDY. Yummy.
Meet Demetri Martin.
Meet Demetri Martin in 3D. (You have to look at the red picture with your left eyeball, and the blue picture with your right eyeball for the full effect.)
Anyway, like I was saying, I would win a jousting tournament for Demetri Martin. Then he would shower me with love and affection and handkerchiefs.
Did I mention that Demetri Martin also writes poetry? The following is a palindrome poem he wrote, which I found to be particularly impressive/amorous:
"Dammit I'm Mad"
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
(Courtesies of Here)
(Palindrome= a word, verse, sentence, or number that reads the same backward or forward, like "1881" or "Racecar")
I'm not actually obsessed with Demetri Martin. I just wanted to prove that I'm a better fan than all ya'lls. Also, I appreciate the fact that he owns a unicycle.
